The Happy Halloween Mummy
An annual Creature tradition is to send out a spooky Halloween mailer to our clients and friends and this year it was my turn. But considering the whole of 2020 has been a horror show, I wanted to do something different.
2020. It’s been a right sh*tter hasn’t it?
We’ve ticked off almost all of the biblical atrocities: locusts, fires, plagues and of course — a loo roll shortage. Quite frankly we think that’s enough horror for one year, so we’ve highjacked Halloween and made it frightfully nice, instead.
Taking a seemingly unimprovable classic of the Halloween genre - the Mummy costume, we’ve added a Creature twist: technicolour three-ply (scented, of course) to make it easier than ever to look your fiercest this All Hallow’s Eve.
And we encourage our lucky recipients not to throw it away, afterall, toilet paper might come in handy during another lockdown. Now that’s what I call a hell of a Happy Halloween.
Others in the series include:
• The Eco Warrior Vegan Vampire
• The Elbow Bump Ghost